I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.
do vampires just use their teeth to make a puncture wound and then suck, or are their fangs like a straw
i havent slept in three days
people that are dorks but also sexually attractive need to either stay away from me or get very very close to me
when you really hate the fuck out of someone but you cant say shit because everyone else loves them and you know deep down in your cold dead heart that they’re a terrible person
if a girl asks you for a tampon, I dont care how much you hate that bitch if you have one you hand it over no one deserves that level of hell
Fall Lover Problems!
Once September hits I really wanna start wearing sweaters and leggings but the one problem is the beginning of September is still hot as hell.
- my mom: it's 11 go to sleep
- me: actually its 10:58